Nov 17 2008
Survivor - Ace Gordon Arrested
That’s right. Ace Gordon was arrested. But we knew he was a dog all along, didn’t we?
Apparently recovered from the marvelous blindside by Kenny, according to Naples News, Ace found his way to the Sway Lounge in Naples and was bothering a female patron. No, he wasn’t hitting on her. Well, maybe he was, but what the staff of the lounge told police was that he was hitting her. After, he was asked to leave the facility.
But it gets better, Folks. As Ace was being escorted out, he reached toward a deputy’s face in “an aggressive manner.” He then resisted the arrest and had to be taken to the ground and handcuffed. While on his way to the county jail, he repeatedly told officers he was “famous,” as if because you appear on Survivor you should be able to hit anyone you’d like.
So what do you think this woman did to him in the bar that caused him to strike her? Do you think she said she had an immunity idol and he was trying to steal it from her? Do you think she told him his accent was annoyingly bad and sounded fake? Or do you think she just simply called him a dog and told him he deserved what he got from Kenny and Sugar?
Either way, Sugar, I hope you aren’t feeling badly still to this day about getting rid of this jerk. He seems as if he deserved all that and more.
Photos Courtesy of naplesnews.com
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I’m sorry~but you’ve got Ace all WRONG!
First, he may not have done well on Survivor, but he has done extremely well in life! And I can assure you he did not hit a woman! As for the picture, it’s a chance to “kick a person when he’s down” and tasteless!
I live in Naples and nothing much happens here so when the police are called and told a “celebrity” is involved, it’s just like the Naples Daily News to report what they consider news!
Sad day in Naples!
I’m just reporting the news. I didn’t say he hit the woman, the staff of the bar said that.
I have lived in Naples for some time now, and yes - not much happens there. I met Ace a few times and I can say without hesitation that he is the personification of a loser. He has not achieved anything in life and failed on everything he got his hands on, including selling cars for Porsche. Coming from rich parents, he was given many great opportunities that he simply messed up. This arrest is just another sad episode of his life. His personality and character on Survivor did not need to be pushed, it is how he really is - a dick.